What to expect (and not expect) when you are expecting….

I consider myself pretty well versed in kids and/or pregnancy. Granted this is my first time being pregnant, but I feel as though I have studied it more than the average or above average person. But I have still been thrown through quite a few loops.

Symptoms I expected, that were (mostly) as expected:

• Boobs growing and hurting (hurt a little more than expected, but still not outside of the realm of expectation)
• Increased sense of smell- This is really no worse than I expected. What I didn’t expect is the influence this has on morning sickness… and the fact that it seems like the only things I have an increased sense of smell on are smells I DON’T like. Good things don’t smell any stronger or better… just the bad ones.

Symptoms that I expected, but were NOTHING like I expected:

• Morning Sickness- I even expected it to not JUST be in the morning…but I did not expect 2 months of non-stop endless misery, puking almost all the time, and even when I got meds for puking having NOTHING sound or look good to eat.
• Fatigue- I expected to feel tired, want an afternoon nap etc. I did not expect to feel like my body weighs a ton, and getting off of the couch is an effort.
• Mood Swings- I expected it to be PMS like, and I really didn’t expect it so early. I thought it was a later pregnancy thing. I definitely didn’t expect to go from being a royal witch with a capital B, to cry about the fact that I was a witch with a capital B, 5 minutes later.

Symptoms I didn’t expect at all:

•  Psycho Dreams- I have been having the weirdest craziest dreams ever. And I remember the EVERY night… and I NEVER remember my dreams.
• Increased Saliva- I didn’t expect the disgusting increase in saliva. I have even had to have a spit cup some days. It is gross.
• Insomnia- I expected fatigue… I didn’t expect to be constantly tired and not able to sleep for the life of me.
• Itching- I have been constantly itching. It is almost like I am allergic to being pregnant.
• Cramps- No one told me I would have period like cramps not constantly, but frequently. They don’t really hurt they are just annoying and I didn’t expect them. 

On that note, here are two "belly" pics. (Does anyone else see issue with the fact that I am bigger at 7 weeks than I am at 10 weeks? Yay for morning sickness weight loss....You can even see the stronger puking abs..)

7 weeks

 

10 weeks